Pitched Perfect Golden Girls

The ladies of the Maple Oaks Seniors home may have missed out on their college years, but thanks to a loophole in the Collegiate Singing Group Competition’s eligibility guidelines… it may not be too late!
Come and watch these Golden Girls show the college chicks how it’s done!

Jubilations Dinner Theatre presents Pitched Perfect Golden Girls!

What to expect

Incredible Experience

Original Shows

Delicious Food

Lasting Memories

Dinner Theatre Menu

Jubilations Menu is Carefully Prepared by Our Team of Chefs

Starters

Sing Song Salad

Mixed greens topped with crumbled bacon, diced red beets and goat cheese; accompanied by an in-house made honey lemon dressing and garlic buttered breadstick.

Desserts

Chocolate Chord

A rich chocolate brownie topped with toasted pecans and drizzled with dark chocolate ganache and creamy caramel.

Blueberry Beat

A light and refreshing blueberry cheesecake complimented with lemon curd and blueberry compote.

Entrees

Barden Bella's Beef

Thinly sliced Sterling Silver Alberta Roast Beef cooked to medium and perfected with our signature mouth-watering gravy; served with mashed potatoes and fresh vegetables.
Recommended Pairing: Pleyades Shiraz (Spain)

Build Me Up Butter Chicken

A marinated chicken breast smothered in a butter chicken style sauce; served with basmati rice and fresh vegetables.
Recommended Pairing: Tawse Reisdling (Canada)

* Prime Rib

*available at a supplemental charge of $6.00* Slow Roasted AAA Alberta Prime Rib cooked to medium and perfected with our own mouth-watering pan-jus. Accompanied with potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

*Please notify box office if there are any allergies or you require a special meal*

Schedule Information

Shows Run Wednesday Through Sunday

Wednesday - Saturday Doors Open at 6:15pm
Sunday Doors Open at 5:00pm

Jubilations Junior Shows Saturdays at 11am

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Notes & Credits

DIRECTOR / WRITER NOTES

Writer - Randy Apostle

Over the last 25 years or so I have penned over 100 scripts for Jubilations / Celebrations Dinner Theatre and I still very much enjoy the entire process. Whether it be an original story idea, or a spoof on well-known movies or television shows it is always fun to come up with a humorous twist of our own.
For this show I had the pleasure of coming up with a story for the much loved characters from the TV classic “Golden Girls” and also 2 characters from the movie franchise – “Pitched Perfect.” Both of these shows have brought us strong, hilarious female characters who it has certainly been a blast to write for.
I thank Artistic Director / Director – Mr. Bob Cunningham, whom I have worked with for many years, for all his fantastic input and direction of the show. As always, I give kudos to the amazing WOW production team members for their great work and whose talents never cease to amaze me! I also would like to thank all the additional cast members in all 3 cities for their contributions to each and every show. Special thanks to our General Partners, Janet Cunningham and Doug Stephen and last but certainly not least I thank the 6 incredibly talented ladies who make up our cast.

Enjoy the show!

Director / Artistic Director - Bob Cunningham

Ahhh, retirement living is such a peaceful quiet time… well for some of us anyway. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia seem to have a different approach. Something is always causing a stir in the retirement land of these golden girls, and tonight is no exception!
Thanks so much for joining us tonight as we put our Jubilations Dinner Theatre parody twist on a couple of comedy hits. We thought it would be fun to combine the hilarious antics of these modern female comedy characters and their perfect pitch, with the ultimate classy ladies of the 1980’s. So we assembled a fantastic group of super talented woman from all across Canada and got to work. We are so pleased with the result and we think you will be too.

So sit back and let us show you what retirement looks like in the world of the Pitched Perfect golden Girls!

PRODUCTION CREDITS
Writer
Randy Apostle
Director / Artistic Director
Bob Cunningham
Music Producer
WAMARH Music
Music Director
Kathy Zaborsky
Choreographer
Amber Bissonnette
Rehearsal Stage Manager
Matt McMillan
Sound/Light Design
Randy Hadubiak
Sound/Light Assistant
Gail Ksionzyk
Set Design
Jaimie Coonie
Mural Design
Genevieve Levasseur
Scene Painters
Jaimie Cooney, Brad Friese and Casey Richards
Shop & Set Carpenter
Darren Stoupe
Costume Design
Tawni Barton
Cast Photographer
Benjamin Laird
Playbill Design
Rage Studios

Cast Bios

Amy Wright, Rose

Amy is jazzed to be back with Jubilations for a third time! Her past shows include Runaway Bridesmaids, Footsloose 2, and the Jubilations Junior show, Motel Transylvania. Amy is originally from Drayton Valley, and graduated from the Augustana Campus of the University of Alberta with a BA in Drama. She would like to thank her Mom and Dad for all of their support, and to Ryan for binge-watching every episode of Golden Girls with her to prepare for this show. Enjoy!

Kesinee Haney, Sophia

Kesinee is absolutely thrilled to be back on the Jubilations stage and to be joining the fabulous cast of Pitched Perfect Golden Girls! You may recognize her from her past Jubilations performances as Princess Leia in both Star Warz shows, and as Jane in Elvis and the Las Vegas Hangover. Other memorable credits include Lieutenant Lizche in Sea Legs: A Nautical New Musical (Off-Broadway, NYC), Miss Scarlet in Clue (NYC), as a frequent performer at Birland Jazz Club (NYC), and when not performing in musicals, as the lead singer of the band The Sonetics (Toronto, ON). Kesinee has been finessing her dry sass to embody everyone’s favourite ma, Sophia! Sit back, relax, enjoy the show, and thank you…for being a friend!

Hanna Skibin, Becca

Hanna is very grateful to be back on stage after the year we all have had, and so happy to be able to contribute to a well deserved night out for all of you!
Hanna is an Edmonton based actress with a diploma in Theatre Art (MacEwan). You may remember her from previous Jubilations productions such as: Friends: The Long Lost Episode, Mamma Mio (Calgary), More Dirty Dancing, Runaway Bridesmaids and Greased 2. She has also had the privilege of performing three Jubilations Junior productions: Alex in Wonderland, The Tangled Princess Bride and Oh Canada (Calgary). Other favorite credits include: Rent (Mimi Marquez), Rocky Horror Picture Show (Magenta), Catch Me If You Can (Canadian Premiere Cast).
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Lauren Griffiths, Amy

Lauren Griffiths is a Toronto trained actor and comedian. She is a graduate of York University’s acting conservatory, as well as The Second City conservatory, but her love for theatre doesn’t stop there! Lauren has recently been expanding her horizons by studying directing at Tarragon Theatre with Richard Rose, Baby Clown and Mask in Manitoulin Island with John Turner and coaching Vanier’s Improv Company at York University. She’s also tried her hand at directing, producing and stage managing; however this is the very first time Lauren will attempt musical theatre… joke’s on you all—good luck! Enjoy!

Lux Will, Dorothy

Lux is excited to be back on the Edmonton stage with her gals. The last time she was here she was a showgirl in Luck Be a Lady and before that she was Nurse Karen Comfort in Emergency Room. Nowadays you can find her being a loving mother and partner to the most amazing and supportive family she could ask for. Thank you for supporting live theater, stay golden.

Ashleigh Garbatt, Blanche

All the way from Niagara Falls back on the jubilations stage for the 7th time! How can I NOT come back? The talented cast and crew are always a blast to "work" with, and audiences like yourselves make the whole experience... well... GOLDEN! Thank you to all my friends!

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Ticket Pricing

Prices include a three-act musical comedy, a four-course dinner, and refillable tea and coffee. Prices do not include taxes, gratuities, pop or alcohol.

Ticket TypeWeds, Thurs & SunFri & Sat
Regular Adult$69.95$75.95
Corporate Club$57.45$65.95
Senior Special (60+)$51.25N/A
Student Special$51.25N/A
Children (12 & under)$38.95$38.95
Ticket TypeAdultsKids
Jubilations Jr (Sat Mornings 11am)$39.95$36.95
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